Newton law's, Some of these are really time-tested !!!

Enjoy this Newton law's, Some of these are really time-tested !!!

1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.**********

 

2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.**********



3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch..**********



4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.**********



5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
tire.**********

6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.**********



7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
with.**********



8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!**********



9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.**********



10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the
coffee is cold.

How can newton the greatest inventor of our times be left behind.

NEWTON STRIKES BACK WITH LAW NO 11... THE LAW OF MOTION..LOOSE MOTION CANNOT BE DONE IN SLOW MOTION.......!!!