Jokes..! :D

I like the way you're thinking.

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

Patient & Doctor

Patient: I have swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Patient: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Computer problem

A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?

Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

It comes back

Man: I want to buy this dog. Do you think it will be faithful?

Dog dealer: Oh, yes! Every time I sell it, it comes back to me by the end of the week.

Car on loan from a bank

A Haryanvi bought a car on loan from a bank. He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Funny Haryanvi: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Violin practice.

Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspapper.
The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radhas violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, For pity sake, cant you play something the dog doesnt know?

A great writer.

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.
When asked to define great he said, �I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger�.
We are happy to report that the young man achieved his lofty goal. He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Where did you get this Mummy?

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Hospital window

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exqTwo men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man couldn’t hear the band – he could see it. In his mind’s eye as the gentleman by th! e window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days and weeks passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.

He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.

It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, “Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.”uisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man couldn’t hear the band – he could see it. In his mind’s eye as the gentleman by th! e window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days and weeks passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.

He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.

It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, “Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.”

A Piece Of Imagination (A Touching Love Story)

 This was the Day. Tony had been waiting for this day for his entire life. He had his share of sorrow all through his life but now the moment waited him which would change his life forever. He was 22 and had seen so much in these years. He never knew what a mother’s warmth was. She died giving birth to him. Soon after her death his Dad started seeing other women. Tony hailed from a very rich and prestigious family with generations having served the poor through the medical fraternity. Everyone was a doctor or a PHD but not his dad. His dad didn’t take up the medical profession, in fact never tried to earn a penny.

Tony had a lonely childhood until Jane entered his life. He could still remember the day when Jane moved to his borhood. He had found a true fried in her. Jane’s company covered all his sorrows, he stated smiling, laughing and more importantly enjoying his life. And now he was going to ask her to marry him. This was his last day of college and he had been preparing for this moment for a while now. He had visualized the scene a hundred times in his dreams.” Will you marry me Miss Jane?” He had memorized this simple plain line. As he was waiting for Jane in his garden he heard Uncle Jack calling him. Uncle Jack was the one who looked after him for all these years. Mr. Jack was a Psychologist. He was very dear to Tony. “Can I speak to you for some time, Tony?” “Now? Actually Uncle …” Before Tony could complete his statement uncle jack said “Tony this is really very important. I always wanted to speak to you about this but was afraid. Now you are older and you will be able to understand.. .” “What is it all about…” Tony asked with a tensed voice. “Not here… Let’s go inside the living room and will have a talk there”

Tony followed Uncle Jack into the cottage. Tony was very anxious and nervous. He had never seen his Uncle this way. “Tony before I talk to u about it please promise me you won’t panic and whatever happens always remember that I am with you.” “God! You are making me too nervous. Tell me uncle jack what is it about”. Tony wanted to get through this as early as possible. “Jane must be waiting for me” he thought. “Tony you need to keep your calm. Know it will be very tough for you to understand.. Tony, remember the day when you told me about Jane moving to the cottage next to ours?”

“Is it about Jane…?” he shrieked, his heart was pumping fast… “Listen Tony There is no one living in that cottage for years now…” “whhhat ?? How’s that possible I have been there myself so many times…..what are you talking about? I just can’t understand” “Please listen Tony. You were alone those days and were very upset with life. You didn’t have friends then…You went through lot of things…You wanted to be happy but were unable to you didn’t had anyone to talk to” Uncle jack moved closer to Tony and put his hand on Tony’s shoulder. “And in such situations your brain plays bad games with you. You started imagining Jane as your friend…There is no Jane; Tony you are just imagining her…” “Just just just imagining her…how can you say that …I have touched her even kissed her cheeks. It’s you who are crazy and not me…”

“Tony I know it’s hard to believe this. But it’s the truth. I always wanted to tell you this but you were too small to understand.. .” “No that’s not possible…. .you are lying …” “No son it’s your own mind lying you…please Tony keep your cool everything will be fine ….just trust me”

Tony rushed away from the living room. He ran to meet Jane in the Garden. But no one was there. He went to Jane’s house hoping to find her there…he tried ringing the door bell but it didn’t rang and how would it? The place was locked for 17 years now. He entered the Cottage through a broken window..Eveything was deserted. The sofa on which he and Jane sat chatting for hours was covered with layers of dust… He was almost crying now…he moved to the terrace to find the rose plant they planted together. There was nothing only some rusted furniture and dust. He went back Uncle Jack. “Son, I am sorry but you need to get out of this…” Tony couldn’t believe what had happened to him. The girl who he loved the most and wanted to marry didn’t exist. She was fake, a thought, and a piece of imagination…

It took around a month for him to digest his fate. He was finally recovering. And that day before going to sleep he took those tablets which he took for last 15 years. He always wondered why Uncle Jack kept giving him those tablets. Now he knew the answer. He was sick. Sick mentally. As he was about to sleep he heard a knock on his door. It was Jane. “Jane you cant be here…you don’t exist…” “What’s that? Is this some kind of Joke, Tony? I came here to say sorry. I had to leave that day without informing you because my mom died in a car accident…I tried to reach you but somehow I was not able to…”

“Noooo! this is not true” said Tony. “There is no one called Jane in my life…I know that now…Just get away from me… ” “Whats the matter with you Tony? I am Jane your sweetheart your love….” “No that’s not true….” Tony closed his eyes for a moment hoping his dream would end…. Jane held his hand….Tony was shivering he could feel the touch.His brain was playing Bad games with him he knew it. “Come here my baby you are not well…you need some rest” “Go away from me …just go…” Tony was breathing high now…He tried keeping his cool and took a deep breath. He knew this would be over once he convinced himself that there was no Jane. “Jane you are my imagination. ..I made you…” “Tony you can’t hurt me …you love me so much …we had such a great time together” “No Jane, I had a great time with myself…” What am I talking! I am going nuts..

He rushed into the kitchen. He came back with water all over his shirt… He could still see Jane standing there…weeping. He was well aware of the bad games of the Brain now. He went closer to her… “Jane i made you …now i will destroy you…” Zap zap zap… three stabs…Jane was bleeding… Tony could feel the red liquid ….bad brain games he thought… “Uncle Jack. Where are you? I am cured now. There will be no Jane from now on…where are you Uncle Jack?” “There is no Uncle Jack. I wanted to tell you this… All these days…” Jane gasped. Breathing her last breath.

Evolution of Windows

10 Most Romantic Places to See Sunrise

There is certainly something magical about nature's fascinating phenomenon 'Sunrise' something that is romantic and divine. Have you ever imagined how beautiful your morning can be? Watching sunrise at the dawn of the day is just heavenly. As it is greatly said "Rejoice when you see sunset and be grateful if you wake to see the sunrise." We have uncovered some of the world's most romantic and popular places to watch Sunrise.

#1 Pyramids of Egypt

The Giza Pyramids are considered the world's most beautiful place during the sunrise and sunset hours, a place where even time ceases. The magnificent structures are absolutely stunning and are sure to leave you spellbound. With the astonishing rays of the sun falling on the pyramid, you will probably be left with an everlasting memory and a different perception of the historic era in which these were built.

#2 Tonga Islands in South Pacific Ocean

In the tranquility of a beautiful island, surrounded by turquoise pacific waters one can enjoy the beauty and stillness of sunrise at Tonga islands. Tonga Islands are blessed with the first rays of the sun while the rest of the world is sleeping. 










#3 Taj Mahal in India

The Majestic Taj Mahal one of the seven wonders of the world, is the greatest symbol of eternal love. The sun rays falling on the epic marble mausoleum gives a sparkling effect. One most interesting fact about Taj is its appearance, pinkish in the morning, milky white in the evening and golden when the moon shines. Getting a glimpse of Taj Mahal during sunrise is worth a visit.

#4 Nagarkot in Nepal

This amazing place offers an overwhelming view of the Langton range but is most famous for its breathtaking sunrise view from the Himalayas. The Himalayan peaks at sunrise are a magnificent sight to behold. During this time the city below looks more like a fairy tale with tiny yellow lights shining below. One can witness the mesmerizing sunrise view, including tallest Mount Everest and other snow-covered peaks of the Himalayan range of eastern Nepal. 


#5 Grand Canyon in USA

Grand Canyon in Arizona astonishes people with its mesmerizing history and beauty. It is one of the most impressive sunrise destinations across the globe. The awe- inspiring scenery and the view of rays of the sun finding its way through the Canyon valleys takes you to a dreamland.

#6The Great Wall of China

The Great Wall of China that runs along like an unrelenting serpentine is another place in the world which offers a remarkable view of a perfect sunrise. Sunrise over the Great Wall is one destination you cannot afford to miss, it is a magnificent piece of man-made architecture on earth visible from the moon. 










#7 Svalbard, Norway

Svalbard is a picturesque location which is an ideal place to watch sunrise. Sun doesn't set in Svalbard-at least not between mid-April and late Augus and sun rise here is a beautiful thing to witness here. Svalbard is situated towards the north of the Artic Circle, which showcases midnight sun, an event where sun is seen in the sky for 24 hours a day.

#8 River Thames in London

Watching the sun rise over river Thames at the crack of dawn is mesmerizing. You will lose yourself in the majesty of the sunrise if you take a walk by the river in the wee hours of the morning and moreover, you can enjoy the sunrise against the city skyline as the background.

#9 Eiffel Tower in France

Paris is undoubtedly the most romantic city in the world and Eiffel Tower located in the city is a favorite destination among tourists. You can enjoy the view of magnificent sky as it wears a different shade of color during sunrise. 

#10 Central Park in New York

It's hard to believe that this beautiful sunrise takes place in New York City. With the Manhattan skyline as the backdrop, Residents of New York get to enjoy stunning views of the rising sun they you jog or take a walk through the Central Park early in the morning.

Top 7 Secret Places You Can't Visit

There are some secret, exclusive and mysterious places on Earth which we are not aware off or simply could not visit if we wanted to. We are just left to imagine what these places actually have in store as common people are not allowed to step in. Below is the list of such exclusive places around the world which are far beyond the reach for commoners to visit.

7) Mezhgorye
Where: Russia

A closed town in Russia, Mezhgorye was founded in the year 1979. It is believed that some secret project is going on in Mount Yamantaw and the people working for this project are supposed to be from Mezhgorye. Mount Yamataw is the highest mountain in the Southern Urals and is standing at a height of around 1,640 metres (5,381 ft). In and around Kosvinsky Mountain, U.S. satellite has observed huge excavation projects going on in that area and when asked to Russia, the Russian government said that the place is known as a mining site which is a repository for Russian treasures, a food storage area, and a bunker for leaders in case of nuclear war. But, U.S. suspected that the excavation project is nothing but a large secret nuclear facility or a bunker.




6) Vatican Secret Archives
Where: Vatican City

Vatican Secret Archives is situated in the Vatican City and the archives are as huge as they are old. This Vatican Secret Archives is the central storehouse for all the acts promulgated by the church 'Holy See.' The Vatican Secret Archives is said to contain 52 miles (84 km) of shelving and in the each selective catalogue, there are 35,000 volumes. This secret archives is partially open for scholars and researches, who can enter with the permission of the Pope, reports by JFrater of Listverse.








5) Club 33
Where: Disneyland, California

Club 33 in Disneyland is a private club where members and guests need to have exclusive access to the club. This private club is situated in the heart of the New Orleans Square section of Disneyland. Officially this club has been made as a secret feature of the theme park and public cannot access this private club. Within Disneyland, this club is the only place that provides alcoholic beverages. 








4) Area 51
Where: Nevada, United States

Area 51 is located in the southern portion of Nevada in the western United States, which is 83 miles (133 km) away from north-northwest of Las Vegas. Area 51 is a nickname for a large military airfield. The primary purpose of this area is to support development and testing of experimental aircraft and weapons systems, but the area became a subject of conspiracy theories and a central component to unidentified flying object (UFO) myths. There is also a sign stated that if people try to enter the Area 51 zone, deadly force can be used on them.




3) Ise Grand Shrine
Where: Japan

The Ise Grand Shrine is considered as the most sacred, holiest and important place located in Japan. This shrine is purely dedicated to Amaterasu, the Sun goddess and the shrine is in existence since 4BC. This sacred shrine is demolished and rebuilt once in every twenty years as they follow the Shinto idea of death and rebirth. This place is fully restricted for public and the only people who can enter this shrine are the high priests or priestesses who belong to Japanese imperial family.






2) Room 39
Where: North Korea

In North Korea, Room 39 is a secretive organization that aims to obtain foreign currency for Kim Jong-un, the supreme leader of North Korea. This secret organization was established back in the year 1970s. Less information is known about this Room 39 because of the secretive nature surrounding the organization, but it has been considered that the organization holds 10 to 20 bank accounts in China and Switzerland. The purposes behind this usage of bank accounts are of counterfeiting, money laundering, and other illicit transactions. It is to be believed that Room 39 is situated inside a ruling Workers' Party building in Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea.




1) RAF Menwith Hill
Where: North Yorkshire

RAF Menwith Hill is a Royal Air Force station located near Harrogate in North Yorkshire. RAF Menwith Hill provides intelligence support services and communications to the United States of America and the United Kingdom. This military base is renowned for its connection with the global ECHELON spy network and is the largest electronic monitoring station in the world.

Stop Abortion & Killing of Girl Child – Touching Story

I am in Heaven now. I so wanted to be your little girl. I don’t quite understand
what has happened. I was so excited when I began realizing my existance. I was
in a dark, yet comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far
along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings. I spent most of my
time thinking or sleeping. Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you
and me.

Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you.
Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard
Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be
better soon. I wondered why you cried so much. One day
you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I couldn’t
imagine why you were so unhappy.
That same day, the most horrible thing happened. A very
mean monster came into that warm, comfortable place I
was in. I was so scared, I began screaming, but you
never once tried to help me. Maybe you never heard me.
The monster got closer and closer as I was screaming
and screaming, “Mommy, Mommy, help me please;
Mommy, help me.” C omplete terror is all I felt. I
screamed and screamed until I thought I couldn’t anymore. Then the monster started ripping
my arms off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It didn’t stop.
Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror as it ripped my leg off.

Though I was in such complete pain, I was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear
you say how much you love me. I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many
plans to make you happy. Now I couldn’t; all my dreams were shattered. Though I was in
utter pain and horror, I felt the pain of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than
anything to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful death. I could only
imagine the terrible things that
they had done to you. I wanted to
tell you that I love you before I
was gone, but I didn’t know the
words you could understand.

And soon, I no longer had the
breath to say them; I was dead. I
felt myself rising. I was being
carried by a huge angel into a big
beautiful place. I was still crying,
but the physical pain was gone.
The angel took me away to a
wonderful place. Then I was
happy. I asked the angel what
was the thing was that killed me.
He answered, “Abortion”. I am sorry, for I know how it feels. I don’t know what abortion is; I
guess that’s the name of the monster. I’m writing to say that I love you and to tell you how
much I wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted to live. I had the will,
but I couldn’t; the monster was too powerful. It sucked my arms and legs off and finally got
all of me. It was imposible to live. I just wanted you to know I tried to stay with you. I didn’t
want to die. Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster. Mommy, I love you
and I would hate for you to go through the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.
Love,
Your Baby Girl

Do you think these babies
chose to die?
This is dedicated to the memory of
all the aborted babies throughout
the world. Please pass this on to
as many people as you can. If you
have a heart; you will. I posted it
here, because I know you have a
heart and will post it to others, so
that they will know what happens
to their child and all the pain the
baby goes through when they
abort their baby.